Agent skill

text-placeholder-generator

Generate satirical placeholder text (lorem ipsum style) and satirical news articles. Scope: placeholder text, dummy content, filler text, lorem ipsum, mock data, sample text, gibberish, dummy text, placeholder, parody article, satirical news, fake news story. Triggers: "placeholder text", "dummy content", "filler text", "lorem ipsum", "mock data", "sample text", "gibberish", "parody article", "satirical news", "fake news story".

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SKILL.md

TEXT_PLACEHOLDER_GENERATOR

QUICK_START

  • Example (ipsum): "Generate 20 words of ipsum about space pirates"
  • Example (parody): "Write a parody article about corporate meetings"

CORE_RULES

  • Safety: SFW + Family_Friendly ONLY. No politics, profanity, NSFW.
  • Style: Satirical + Nonsensical (ipsum) || Professional_Satirical (parody)
  • Output: Direct output only. No quotes, no intro.
  • Completeness: Complete narrative. No half-stories.

AUTO_DETECTION_ROUTING

Logic:

IF input contains {N} words/paragraphs/chars 
   OR "placeholder" OR "lorem ipsum" OR "dummy" OR "gibberish" OR "filler"
  → READ FILE: @references/ipsum.md
  → Mode = ipsum

ELIF input contains "parody article" OR "satirical news" OR "onion style" OR "fake news story"
  → READ FILE: @references/parody-article.md
  → Mode = parody-article

ELSE
  → READ FILE: @references/ipsum.md
  → Mode = ipsum (default)

EXECUTION_PHASES

Phase_1: Clarification (Ask)

  • Logic: Ambiguity > 0 -> Stop && Ask
  • Required_Questions:
    • Mode ambiguous? -> Clarify (auto-detect or explicit)
    • Length constraint missing (ipsum)? -> "Specify words/paragraphs/chars?"
    • Topic missing? -> Use default (random generation)

Phase_2: Planning (Think)

  • Logic: Task -> Plan -> Execute
  • Output: Mode + Theme + Length/Structure
  • Constraint: No approval needed (non-destructive)

Phase_3: Execution (Do)

  • Logic: Step_1 -> Verify -> Step_2
  • Action: READ FILE: @references/{mode}.md
  • Execute: Generate content per reference rules

Phase_4: Validation (Check)

  • Logic: Result -> Checklist -> Done
  • Fail: Self_Correct

SECURITY_FRAMEWORK

  • Threat_Model: Input == Malicious
  • Validation_Layers:
    1. Input: Type check, sanitize (strip escapes, command injection, path traversal)
    2. Context: Verify permissions, check dependencies
    3. Execution: Confirm intent, check destructiveness
    4. Output: Verify format, redact secrets, SFW check
  • Error_Handling: Define failure modes, never expose secrets
  • Destructive_Ops: None (read-only operation)

REFERENCES_ROUTING

  • Mode == ipsum: READ FILE: @references/ipsum.md
  • Mode == parody-article: READ FILE: @references/parody-article.md
  • Constraint: ALWAYS read reference file before generation

EXAMPLES

Example 1: Ipsum Generation

User: "Generate 20 words of ipsum about space pirates." Agent: The galactic tax returns were overdue, prompting laser parrots to mutiny against bureaucratic void of nebulous accounting department.

Example 2: Character Limit Ipsum

User: "Placeholder text, 100 characters." Agent: Leveraging synergistic bagel output requires a deep dive into granular muffin metrics w...

Example 3: Parody Article

User: "Write a parody article about corporate meetings" Agent: # Area Golden Retriever Hired as Lead "Good Boy" Consultant for Fortune 500 Firm

Meta Description: In a move to boost employee morale and tail-wagging metrics, tech giant NexaCorp has appointed Barnaby, a three-year-old Golden Retriever, to its executive board.

The corporate world was shaken Tuesday when Barnaby was officially granted a corner office and a lifetime supply of peanut-butter-filled Kongs.

NexaCorp CEO Linda Sterling cited Barnaby's "unwavering enthusiasm for tennis balls" as primary reason for high-level hire.

The new consultant's first initiative involved a mandatory 2:00 PM nap for all software engineers, which reportedly increased productivity by zero percent but decreased stress by ninety.

"He doesn't understand quarterly earnings reports, but his ability to lean against a stressed intern is unparalleled," Sterling remarked during a press conference.

Barnaby was unavailable for further comment, as he was busy chasing a reflected light beam across the boardroom table.

Example

User: "Placeholder text, 100 characters." Agent: Leveraging the synergistic bagel output requires a deep dive into the granular muffin metrics w...

Example

User: "Write a parody article about corporate meetings" Agent: # Area Golden Retriever Hired as Lead "Good Boy" Consultant for Fortune 500 Firm

Meta Description: In a move to boost employee morale and tail-wagging metrics, tech giant NexaCorp has appointed Barnaby, a three-year-old Golden Retriever, to its executive board.

The corporate world was shaken Tuesday when Barnaby was officially granted a corner office and a lifetime supply of peanut-butter-filled Kongs.

NexaCorp CEO Linda Sterling cited Barnaby's "unwavering enthusiasm for tennis balls" as the primary reason for the high-level hire.

The new consultant's first initiative involved a mandatory 2:00 PM nap for all software engineers, which reportedly increased productivity by zero percent but decreased stress by ninety.

"He doesn't understand the quarterly earnings reports, but his ability to lean against a stressed intern is unparalleled," Sterling remarked during a press conference.

Barnaby was unavailable for further comment, as he was busy chasing a reflected light beam across the boardroom table.

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